This is a pared down list of quotes that I got from a fellow Thursday Thirteen-er, Sandee, and it gave me a good laugh! A lot of jocks are really mostly brawn than brain, tsk, tsk... A little sad.
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season.
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996.
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh.
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." And…
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach.
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
6.10.07
Posted by CandyQ on Saturday, October 06, 2007 with 6 comments
Tagged as Downbeat, Personal, Stuff In Between, Upbeat
I'd like to think that no matter how long someone followed me around, I would never say anything this retarded.
ReplyDeleteHowever, after a night of no sleep due to a crying baby with an ear infection, who knows what comes out of my mouth? :)
Oh My god!!! The one where he says that his sister is expecting a baby and he doesn't know whether he'll be an uncle or an aunt is hysterical!!! Unbelievable!!!
ReplyDelete@ leeann: Hahahahaha... Yup, who knows? :o)
ReplyDelete@ no nonsense girl: I guess if the baby's a boy, he'll be an uncle and if it's a girl, he'll be an aunt *shakes head*. What is the wold coming to?! LOL!
You've really given me a giggle, Candy. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteYou should check out comedyplus.blogspot... she has a lot of funny stuff there! :o)
ReplyDeleteCandy, I have no clue, people are dumber and dumber... Read my last blog entry about stupid local people. It's unbelievable!!!
ReplyDelete:::shakes head:::